there's something compelling to me about the fact that sometimes leaving a blade or bullet inside the wound it made is the only way to prevent you from bleeding to death. something about the symbolism of it. when the thing designed and intended to kill you is the only thing keeping you alive.
also yes i do enjoy a bit of penetration imagery and the perverse intimacy of violence. if you must know.
you know how if a baby gets hurt and they’re about to cry but you can start laughing or cooing and they won’t cry but laugh or whatever instead? Yea.. don’t do that. It’s been proven that it makes them think pain is “funny” and they will turn into killers -___-
Yes unfortunately, look at what happened to my siblings after my mom would make them laugh and not cry after they ran into a door or tripped or something
-Sarah (now goes by THE MUTILATOR)
-Terry (Versace)
-Kyle (The Killer)
-Allie (Blood-Drinker)
-Allie 2 (Blood-Drinker 2 (She could have used the whole New Name thing to distance herself from the fact that our mom named her Allie 2 because she looks exactly like Allie, but she kinda just doubled down on it even though she hated the name Allie 2…. She’s just a uncreative killer now :(((((((
-Fred (I Am Going To Put My Hands In Your Guts And Play With Them But Not In A Fun Way For You, A Fun Way For Me - if you dont say his whole Killer Name he crys and kills you)
-Derrick (Josh)
but what about you OP?
Me? Well since I was the youngest I was entirely forgotten about by my parents and a pack of feral street dogs home invaded us one night and stole me away to raise me the dog way.
this is me now
Talk about whiplash
Alright, well it’s a movie about a guy wanting to be a jazz drummer and the instructor he has is very cruel and abusive - but although his methods have driven a past student to kill himself, in the end the main guy is able to drum solo really fast so it all works out!
Anonymous asked:
do you care about tumblr discourse?
turing-tested answered:
i know other gay people in real life so no
literally if ziyal nog and jake were besties... jake and ziyal write a bad play and its like their passion project for months nog is like i think i just dont understand art trying to be nice and the audience is just like the command staff nog and rom and quark are also there everyones like trying to be nice and supportive but it is a bad play worf leaves ten minutes in ziyal and jake are sweating buckets the entire time but like it was fun jake and ziyal on their weird artist collaborator level and nogs like come on cant we play holodeck video games again or i need to do my homework ziyal comes back from art school with some elite art school alien weed and nog has a panic attack he will get kicked out of the academy for this (fancy alien weed is entirely legal hes just anxious) jake and ziyal write each other long ridiculous letters and jake keeps trying to tell nog to get in on letter writing when hes at the academy because hes been getting into reading collections of old authors letters and believes it to be like more artistic and genuine than video voicemail but nog thinks thats silly
Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. "I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me." Like okay good luck with that.
I can't apologize enough to the robot girl community for this post. What I said back then was offensive and I'll informed, and it no longer represents how I feel.
Cranky because they installed a virus in you, aren't you?
bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here
its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy
Tumblr 896 CE, colorised
